Want Your Boobs Signed By Kevin Kelly?
If the fact that Penn State Men’s Basketball has won 15 games (earliest in team history!) isn’t enough to get you to a game already, the opportunity to meet a few football players might:
Penn State fans can celebrate the recent success of two Nittany Lion teams this Saturday (Jan. 24) at the Bryce Jordan Center, when the surging men’s basketball team looks to build upon its home court advantage in a 6 p.m. tip against the Iowa Hawkeyes. Not only will fans cheer on the Nittany Lion basketball team, but they can also meet several players from the 2008 Big Ten Champion football team who will be on hand to sign autographs beginning at 5 p.m. Evan Royster, Daryll Clark, Kevin Kelly, Josh Hull and others are scheduled to bring the Big Ten Championship trophy, allowing fans to capture that special photo opportunity. Doors will open at 5 p.m.
Note: Mr. Kelly has not officially announced that breasts are fair game for his autograph.
[Source: Penn State Live]
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