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Learn Last Year’s THON Line Dance

So with THON coming up, it has become vitally important that you learn the THON line dance. Similarly, last year, it was absolutely critical that you could “crank dat” with the best of them, in order to be on the top of your game at all the parties.

As such, it makes sense that you can learn the THON line dance the same way you learned the Soulja Boy dance: through the miracle of YouTube. Keep in mind, this is last year’s line dance. This year’s will be presented at THON!

Practice, Practice, Practice!

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Eli Glazier

Eli is a junior majoring in International Politics. He enjoys paninis and books.

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