I know, I know – as soon as you honor our requests to vote in an online poll, we’re back for more. But this is different; as the Collegian pointed out, I made a pledge, and now I have to own up to it.

Honestly speaking, I was stunned that we won. I didn’t expect to have to do any of this – and that makes it all the more important that I hold up my end of the bargain.

So for the next week or so (we’ll re-post all this for the last day), my fate is in your hands. After the results are decided, all of us at Onward State will hammer out the details. So vote, send it to your friends and family – anyone that might be interested in watching me vomit/reading about a certain fake University President’s sexual escapades/watch a professor awkwardly work through a lecture while trying not to acknowledge the green student taking notes.

Thanks for making us 2008’s Best Alternative News Source.

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