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Insomnia Cookies Defines Its Audience

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Late last night while I was working on a paper, I decided to reward myself for completing the header (I had my name AND the date typed up!) So I ordered some Insomnia Cookies, and was subsequently greeted by this flier. If you’re wondering, the only way they could make this promotion less subtle would be to shape the flier like a pot leaf, somehow incorporate Cheech and Chong, or offer to throw in a free bong with every order.

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Mark

Mark McColey is a Senior majoring in Advertising and Labor-Employment relations. Among his loves are Penn State Football, The Steelers, The Penguins, The Simpsons, Tina Fey, and Arrested Development.

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Gorman Abruptly Resigns

Head coach of the men’s soccer program Barry Gorman unexpectedly announced his resignation Monday. He leaves a legacy of 22 years of coaching and three Big Ten titles in his wake. Citing “personal reasons,” he has left the team to a nation-wide search for his successor.

“We expected Gorman to be there,” [rising Senior and Co-Captain Andres] Casais said of next season. “He was a father figure to us.”



Oof, that can’t feel good. The move isn’t completely out of the blue, as Gorman was periodically absent during the past few weeks without notice. But from all accounts, his intention to resign was only revealed yesterday. On the abandonment scale, this registers just slightly above “going to the store for some cigarettes and never coming back.”

EVERYBODY PANIC: Battle Submits For NBA Draft

Twisted Humor Comedy Tour to Visit Alumni Hall

Girl On Fire: Penn State Alum Paves Way For Military Women With ‘TORCH Warriorwear’

Haley McClain Hill, who is a military veteran and former NFL cheerleader, can now add “entrepreneur” to her resume after the creation of her clothing brand.

Girl On Fire: Penn State Alum Paves Way For Military Women With ‘TORCH Warriorwear’

Haley McClain Hill, who is a military veteran and former NFL cheerleader, can now add “entrepreneur” to her resume after the creation of her clothing brand.

Tolerating Criticism Is A Virtue: An Open Letter To SPA

One of our staffers issued a response to SPA’s handling of a Twitter interaction following its announcement of a Domestic Violence Awareness Month speaker.

Penn State Students Take Center Stage In NBC’s ‘Capital One College Bowl’

“It’s nice to enjoy my 15 minutes of fame.”

 
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