This Is The Second To Last Time…
… That I’ll bug you to vote for Kristy. Our Penn State gal has made it to the Final Four of College Humor’s America’s Hottest College Girl contest, thanks in part to the support she’s gotten from Onward State.
Vote here to propel her to the final. Naturally, her competition is adorable, BUT MUST BE DESTROYED. Do it for Penn State.
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‘There’s Nothing Like It Out There’: Penn State Sophomore Reinvents Cup Pong
Dillon Fink created Whirl Pong as a creative spin on the game in his Penn State class.
Community Content: Numbers Indicate Unfair Student Ticket Lottery
“Two factors—trust in the survey method and drastic survey results—convinced us that graduate students were—intentionally or unintentionally—given worse odds in the student lottery.”
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Our staffers expect Penn State to win in blowout fashion against Bowling Green.
Gorman Abruptly Resigns
Head coach of the men’s soccer program Barry Gorman unexpectedly announced his resignation Monday. He leaves a legacy of 22 years of coaching and three Big Ten titles in his wake. Citing “personal reasons,” he has left the team to a nation-wide search for his successor.
“We expected Gorman to be there,” [rising Senior and Co-Captain Andres] Casais said of next season. “He was a father figure to us.”
Oof, that can’t feel good. The move isn’t completely out of the blue, as Gorman was periodically absent during the past few weeks without notice. But from all accounts, his intention to resign was only revealed yesterday. On the abandonment scale, this registers just slightly above “going to the store for some cigarettes and never coming back.”