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To the girl that found my book – m4w – 20 (PSU)

This is probably a long shot but I feel the need to address what happened today.

I appreciate that you found my book and called the number to give it back to me. When I saw you walking up with it I was awestruck by your beauty. Usually I don’t run away from beautiful girls but.. I just couldn’t control my reaction. I’m sorry I turned and ran away, subsequently falling down a staircase. I also am aware it may look like I soiled myself shortly after falling down the stairs but this was not the case, I was carrying Hershey’s chocolate bars in my back pocket and became very sweaty and hot when I saw you and they were probably crushed while I fell down the stairs. This is the best explanation.. of course the other is that I actually did soil myself which is not entirely impossible but it’s been a few weeks since that’s happened otherwise so it seems unlikely.

Er.. anyway, I really do need my book back. I promise if you meet up to give it to me I won’t run away or shit all over the place this time.

If not can you please email me questions 2 – 15 and question 17 for Chapter 1? Thanks.

I totally feel for you man, this is how I react every time I see an attractive girl on campus. Like a deranged lemming, I just make a beeline for the nearest stairwell and throw myself down it.

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Nick is a junior majoring in IST (the Internet) and CAS (saying things). He hopes to one day get paid to do this, but for now he is willing to do it for the fame. Besides writing for Onward State, he also puts things on the Internet here.

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