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Why Texas Should Join The Big Ten

We’ve already expressed our excitement at the possibility of the University of Texas being the twelfth member of the already-misnomered Big Ten. The allure of playing the most valuable team in College football was enough to convince many that this was a good idea, but not everyone is on board.

Thankfully, the internet has provided – a writer simply calling himself “Frank The Tank” has penned an exhaustive argument for the move, a “Template for Shooting Down Any Argument Against Texas Going to The Big Ten.” We’re still waiting on Ron Burgundy’s analysis on how to get Nittany Lion Basketball to the NCAA tournament.

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Mark

Mark McColey is a Senior majoring in Advertising and Labor-Employment relations. Among his loves are Penn State Football, The Steelers, The Penguins, The Simpsons, Tina Fey, and Arrested Development.

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