Chen-oirs of a Geisha
As Penn State junior Clayton Blunk was finalizing his order from Uncle Chen’s this past Sunday night, he was greeted with a familiar sight: the “Special Instructions” box on Lion Menus. Instead of asking for extra duck sauce or fortune cookies, Mr. Blunk typed the following:
According to Mr. Blunk,
“Uncle Chen’s Lo Mein with chicken and shrimp ended up being over 11 dollars after delivery fees and tips, so I decided it wasn’t worth it unless it also came with a bad ass oriental picture of a geisha fighting a dragon.”
Uncle Chen’s delivers.
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