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Chen-oirs of a Geisha

As Penn State junior Clayton Blunk was finalizing his order from Uncle Chen’s this past Sunday night, he was greeted with a familiar sight: the “Special Instructions” box on Lion Menus. Instead of asking for extra duck sauce or fortune cookies, Mr. Blunk typed the following:

According to Mr. Blunk,

“Uncle Chen’s Lo Mein with chicken and shrimp ended up being over 11 dollars after delivery fees and tips, so I decided it wasn’t worth it unless it also came with a bad ass oriental picture of a geisha fighting a dragon.”

Uncle Chen’s delivers.

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Eric Weiss

Eric is the Visual Editor, and a Photographer for Onward State, originally from Pittsburgh, PA. He is currently a 5th year student in the B.Arch program at Penn State.

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