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Distraction of the Day: GSpan Says

From the people who brought you “Advice Dog” and “Pun Raccoon“, Onward State is proud to introduce “GSpan Says”. We’ve made a few to get you started, but you can make your own here. Enjoy the LOLs.

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Nick Johnson

Nick is a junior majoring in IST (the Internet) and CAS (saying things). He hopes to one day get paid to do this, but for now he is willing to do it for the fame. Besides writing for Onward State, he also puts things on the Internet here.

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