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Distraction of the Day: GSpan Says

From the people who brought you “Advice Dog” and “Pun Raccoon“, Onward State is proud to introduce “GSpan Says”. We’ve made a few to get you started, but you can make your own here. Enjoy the LOLs.

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Nick Johnson

Nick is a junior majoring in IST (the Internet) and CAS (saying things). He hopes to one day get paid to do this, but for now he is willing to do it for the fame. Besides writing for Onward State, he also puts things on the Internet here.

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Nagao was ranked as high as No. 7 in the country at 141 pounds this season.

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Southern Kitsch and Sweet Tea at Cracker Barrel

After several months of anticipation, I was finally able to check out State College’s new Cracker Barrel on its opening day. Located at 215 Colonnade Blvd., there are few surprises at the chain’s new location. With rows of rocking chairs out front, checker boards and a game of peg solitaire at every table, I could have been at any franchise location in the country — not that that’s a bad thing.

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