Dodgeball: One Media Outlet to Rule Them All
What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at around 2 p.m.? If your answer isn’t “watching Penn State media legends from Onward State, The Daily Collegian, Valley magazine, and Phroth throw dodgeballs at each other in an attempt to prove once and for all which media publication is the best,” then you’re wrong. Dead wrong.
Tomorrow at 2 on the Pollock basketball courts, the most intense dodgeball game of all time, the First Annual Media Dodgeball Fall Classic, will be played. Be sure to follow @psumediadodge on Twitter for updates. Who will emerge victorious? The correct answer, obviously, is Onward State. No one else even comes close.
Also, there has been a vicious rumor going around that the Daily Collegian dodgeball crew likes to pick their noses and eat what they find. The fact that the Daily Collegian dodgeball crew picks their noses and eats their boogers is an entirely unsubstantiated rumor and we would appreciate it if it would cease to be spread. If you have proof, however, that the Daily Collegian dodgeball crew likes to pick their noses and eat what they find, then please come forward with that evidence posthaste. Otherwise, it would be irresponsible to continue to spread the unproven rumor that the Daily Collegian dodgeball crew likes to pick their noses and eat their boogers.
Tomorrow. 2 p.m. Pollock basketball courts. Be there. Support your favorite media outlet (i.e., Onward State).
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