PSU news by
Penn State's student blog

Topics

More

Dodgeball: One Media Outlet to Rule Them All

What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at around 2 p.m.? If your answer isn’t “watching Penn State media legends from Onward State, The Daily Collegian, Valley magazine, and Phroth throw dodgeballs at each other in an attempt to prove once and for all which media publication is the best,” then you’re wrong. Dead wrong.

Tomorrow at 2 on the Pollock basketball courts, the most intense dodgeball game of all time, the First Annual Media Dodgeball Fall Classic, will be played. Be sure to follow @psumediadodge on Twitter for updates. Who will emerge victorious? The correct answer, obviously, is Onward State. No one else even comes close.

Also, there has been a vicious rumor going around that the Daily Collegian dodgeball crew likes to pick their noses and eat what they find. The fact that the Daily Collegian dodgeball crew picks their noses and eats their boogers is an entirely unsubstantiated rumor and we would appreciate it if it would cease to be spread. If you have proof, however, that the Daily Collegian dodgeball crew likes to pick their noses and eat what they find, then please come forward with that evidence posthaste. Otherwise, it would be irresponsible to continue to spread the unproven rumor that the Daily Collegian dodgeball crew likes to pick their noses and eat their boogers.

Tomorrow. 2 p.m. Pollock basketball courts. Be there. Support your favorite media outlet (i.e., Onward State).

Your ad blocker is on.

Please choose an option below.

Sign up for our e-mail newsletter:
OR
Support quality journalism:
Purchase a Subscription!

About the Author

Staff

Posts from the all-student staff of Onward State.

Comments

Get notified about breaking news
Loading notification service...
Other posts by Onward State

Staff Picks: What Should Beaver Stadium Be Used For…Besides Football?

As Beaver Stadium idly sits in silence for most of the year, our staff brainstormed how its massive capacity could be put to good use.

Staff Picks: Best Breakfast Sandwich In State College

Why Freshmen Chose Penn State

The Strangest Penn State Items Available On The Internet

The internet is a very ~interesting~ place to put it lightly.

The Strangest Penn State Items Available On The Internet

The internet is a very ~interesting~ place to put it lightly.

Staff Picks: Best Breakfast Sandwich In State College

Irving’s? Bagel Crust? McLanahan’s? Crust & Crumb? Which breakfast joint will take the crown?

Penn State’s Best One-Credit Classes To Bolster Your Schedule

As the regular add deadline approaches, we compiled a list of unique one-credit courses that might be worth picking up.

Send this to a friend