Ed. Note: This post, as you may have surmised, was not actually written by Ghostface Killah himself but rather our staff when inspired by Ghostfaces’ unique persona & Valentine’s Day advice.  

Yo yo yow it’s the god Pretty Toney Starks b here to drop some knowledge on yall gods nahmean?  Ghostface Killah gon leave the gods with some #GFKWordsofWisdom nahmean? Word is bond let’s look at the questions son:

@OnwardState asked: “What are the hardest final papers or exam topics you have this semester? Let us know, and our special guest will break them down for you.”

@elTrock7: GEOSC 202 Geochemistry!!

#GFKWordsofWisdom: aii aii money on that geochemistry tip that be them rocks n chemistry b I feel you but maybe you better off talkin to Yung Jeezy about chemistry n rocks n shit nahmean?  Don status nahmean gonna have to hold that down money.

@PhilAroian How & why capitalism effects even the most homegrown & organic movements

#GFKwordsofwisdom: yo money you on that Thomas Hobbes leviathan shit now money. people be driven only by individual self interest n shit, no one out here concerned with helpin you cuz i’m ’bout my paper don’t get it twisted money i stay ’bout that stack grind cousin you feel me? human self-interest fuels capitalism b that’s why you got that man steve jobs makin those fuckin’ Apple shits dawg nahmean nahmsayin cuz that man ain’t makin that shit for no OWS benefit he out here stackin paper son he stackin’ paper because its in his individual self-interest to stack paper man he on that Thomas Hobbes leviathan self-interest grind man because theres 1 thing that make this world go round and thats stacks and individual self-interest, bong bong

@_Warren_g__ I have to write a six page paper comparing Microsoft of the 90s’s to standard oil, Microsoft, and walmart

#GFKWordsofWisdom: money first of all your question is redundant b I dunno if that’s how you fina fill up 6 pages b by talkin that Microsoft shit n shit money but I feel you you feel me money nahmean?  Heads  been talkin ‘bout shaolin’s finest (wu-tang, b) as a monopoly for a minute now money these rap fiends be lookin at RZA be a rap Bill Gates b Wu-Tang forever you feel me?

When doing background research for this post (watching Kung-Fu and listening to 36 Chambers), we stumbled across a blog of a very similar nature.  If our Ghostface impersonation leaves you wanting more, check out Big Ghost Fase to further whet your appetite nahmean?