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[Video] New THON “Call Me Maybe” Parody

It was only a matter of time, right?

After permeating politics, sports, and other minutiae of pop-culture, the “Call Me Maybe” craze has finally reached THON. Brought to you by the Informational Sciences and Technology THON org (@ISTFTK), the catchy jingle asks the question, “Donate, maybe?”

Full lyrics:

You put money in my can
You’re awesome, you are the man
Raise money for the kids, it’s such an awesome plan
Standing in front stores, on sidewalks, and door to door
Fundraising is so much fun, we want to do it more

Canning? Nothing better, even in the worst weather
We do it FTK so one day there’s a cure for cancer!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy,
but here’s my THON can, so donate maybe
It’s all for the kids down at Hershey
Here’s my THON can, so donate maybe

Hey I just met you and this is crazy,
but here’s my THON can, so donate maybe
We THON for forty-six, at the BJC
Here’s my THON can, so donate maybe

You took the time to stop
This deed, forget we will not
Making a difference for kids, we change lives everyday

Ed, Donna, David and Sean (THON Family)
and all of IST THON
Four Diamonds unite us all, so cancer, bring it on!

Cannng? Nothing better, even in the worst weather
We do it FTK so one day there’s a cure for cancer!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy,
but here’s my THON can, so donate maybe
It’s all for the kids down at Hershey
Here’s my THON can, so donate maybe

Hey I just met you and this is crazy,
but here’s my THON can, so donate maybe
We THON for forty-six, at the BJC
Here’s my THON can, so donate maybe

Before you threw change in my can I was so sad
I was so sad, I was so so sad
But now it’s full, its really full it makes me so glad
It makes me so glad, it makes me so so glad

You’ll make a difference, grab some change please
Here’s my THON can, so donate maybe

Hey I just met you and this is crazy,
but here’s my THON can, so donate maybe
It’s all for the kids down at Herrshey
Here’s my THON can, so donate maybe

Before you threw change in my can I was so sad
I was so sad, I was so so sad
But now it’s full, its really full it makes me so glad
It makes me so glad, so donate maybe?

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Kevin Horne

Kevin Horne was the editor of Onward State from 2012-2014 and currently holds the position of Managing Editor Emeritus, which is a fake title he made up. He graduated from Penn State with degrees journalism and political science in 2014 and is currently seeking his J.D. at the Penn State Dickinson School of Law. A third generation Penn Stater from Williamsport, Pa., Kevin is also the president of the graduate student government. Email: [email protected]

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