Morale captains, to the stage! Here are the lyrics for this year’s version of the THON 2014 Line Dance.

Intro/Stretching

Reach out, touch your toes / Penn State now hold that pose

Slide left, slide right / Dancing ’til we win this fight

From the floor, to the crowd / C’mon Lions let’s get loud

BJC let’s hear you scream / 2 thousand, 14

Verse 1

For the cause, we unite / All together, Blue and White

Feeling lost, look around! / Penn State lives all over town

HUB bookstore, where’s it at? / Gotta go outside for that!

4 OTs, what a win / See ya later Michigan

Pegula doors open wide / eLion, request denied

Michael Murphy, Lion brave / Thank you sir for all you gave

Team returns to Rec Hall gym / B.O.B. we’ll miss that chin

Franklin’s back in his home state / He’s prepared to dominate

Chorus

Hey THON bust a move / Turn it up now FREEZE

Jump, shout, let’s get loud / DJ’s drop that beat

For The Kids, we be rockin’ / Dancing – we’re never stoppin’

One day we’ll celebrate / Until then, Fight On State!

Verse 2

Mandela’s spirit will live on / Runners show they’re Boston Strong

Jersey opens up the beach / Hey Pope Francis, PREACH!

Batkid saves his town / Tightrope walker don’t look down

Quick hang up, that line’s not safe! / Phones are tapped by NSA

Healthcare, stuck in a rut / Government (PAUSE) – Shut down for what?

Goodbye Andy, hello Chip / Pittsburgh Pirates right the ship

Johnny Football signs away / Sochi hosts the winter games

Nyad makes the swim / ARod, bro, just hit the gym

Chorus

Hey THON bust a move / Turn it up now FREEZE

Jump, shout, let’s get loud / DJ’s drop that beat

For The Kids, we be rockin’ / Dancing – we’re never stoppin’

One day we’ll celebrate / Until then, Fight On State!

Verse 3

Beyoncé proves that she’s the queen / Gatsby runs the party scene

Frozen quickly climbs the charts / Minions back to steal our hearts

Mike, Mike, Mike what day is it? / Humpdayyy is a hit

Swiping candy left & right / Breaking Bad says goodnight

Miley Cyrus, off the wall

She came in like a wreckingggg balllllll

Jen Laurence catches fire / Jimmy Fallon, night show hire

Buzzfeed taking up our time / Have 6 seconds? Make a Vine!

Looking good in ’93?, Hashtag TBT

Sharknado takes the bait / Manti Te’o needs a date

JT lookin fresh / Kim and Kanye find North West

Royal family, ay bay bay (pause) / What does the fox say?

DANCE BREAK

T – H / O – N

Throw your diamonds in the air / Show ’em how much we care

BJC let’s do it / Ayyy!

Chorus

Hey THON bust a move / Turn it up now FREEZE

Jump, shout, let’s get loud / DJ’s drop that beat

For The Kids, we be rockin’ / Dancing – we’re never stoppin’

One day we’ll celebrate / Until then, Fight On State!

Verse 4

Bring the noise, bring the thunder / Dancing for our little wonders

THON online, THINK ahead / Gold zone helps our message spread

Hershey Med funds research / Around the globe we rock our merch

Jenn and Darcy join the fun / Barry thanks for all you’ve done

4 diamonds, 1 knight / Wisdom takes us to new heights

Courage, strength to pave the way / Honesty in what we say

For The Kids, we ensure / That one day there’ll be a cure

Together, our dreams align / What’s possible is redefined