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The Official Penn State vs. Indiana Drinking Game

The worst thing about away games is just that: They’re away. Nothing compares to a game in Beaver Stadium, and it’s always a little less fun when we all have to watch the game on TV instead of with 107,000 of our friends.

Regardless, we here at Onward State plan to make the most out of our Saturday. With that in mind, here is the drinking game we have created for today’s game against Indiana:

If Miles Dieffenbach plays, shotgun a beer on his first play and celebrate!

If the announcers say any variation of the phrase: “This game is HUGE for both teams’ bowl eligibility,” take a drink.

When the announcers mention the emails released this week, yell “Fuck Mark Emmert!” and drink.

If a Penn State punt goes more than 30 yards, take a drink…

And if James Franklin changes punters during the game, chug the rest of your drink.

If Tevin Coleman gets a 20+ yard rush, take a drink.

If a receiver drops a screen pass, finish your drink and then drop the cup/can on the ground.

If the attendance is announced at more than 20,000, laugh because that is certainly not true, cheers to Indiana’s sense of humor, and drink.

Anytime Penn State lines up in the Wildcat formation, take a drink.

Every time Christian Hackenberg is sacked, shed a single tear and drink.

Drink for 2.98 seconds if anyone mentions that the bowl ban/scholarship restrictions were dropped…

And drink for 4.09 seconds if anyone mentions that Joe Paterno’s wins were not reinstated. Be sure to pour one out for Joe, too.

If Indiana scores a touchdown, chug your drink.

Enjoy the game! And drink carefully, you bunch of drunks.

About the Author

Alex Robinson

Alex Robinson was Onward State's Acting Managing Editor/Resident Old Man. He lived in Harrisburg almost his whole life, but he says he's from California -- where he was born -- because that's more fun. He loves cats and Chinese food, but only separately. He met both Ben Affleck and Kanye West within a half hour, so the three of them are basically best friends. If you want to hear his #scorching #hot #takes, you can follow him at @ARobinsonPSU or email him at [email protected]

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