Uber Will Bring You Free Insomnia Cookies Tonight
We hold this truth to be self-evident, that the only redeeming quality of finals week is free food. Uber and Insomnia — two staples in the lives of drunk Penn Staters — are linking up tonight to make your studying suck a little less.
From 9 p.m. to midnight, Uber will send you two cookies and “Insomnia swag” (?) completely free of charge. The rules are simple: open the Uber app, click the “COOKIES” option, and select “request cookies.” Uber announced the deal in a blog post penned by the one-and-only “Ashley” (move over, Beyonce and Madonna).
Oh, and you’re automatically entered into a drawing to win free Insomnia cookies for a year if you participate. I was thinking to myself this could be Heaven or this could be Hell…