The concourse of the BJC is always bustling during THON weekend. With so many people going to so many different places you’re bound to stumble upon a few funny quotes.

So without further ado, here are the best that we “overheard” walking around the BJC concourse:

Grumpy Tutu Girl: “I swear to god if I don’t get a pretzel in the next 10 seconds, I’m going to throw a freaking tantrum.”

Impatient Water Bottle Filler:  “Dude If this line doesn’t move soon I’m gonna go fill my bottle in the bathroom.”

Clueless Girl:  “Wait… so like do they keep all the money on campus somewhere?”

Student:  “You gonna do the canvas quiz?”

Bad Student:  “Nah.”

Unhappy Wet Guy: “I swear to god if that kid behind us sprays me one more time with his water gun I’m gonna flip out.”

FTK Girl:  “Yeah I 100 percent bombed my two tests this week, I was too busy setting things up this week to study. I might be too FTK.”

Exhausted Guy:  “Dude I’ve been here since 5 a.m. on Saturday. I’m so tired I’m starting to hallucinate a little I think.”

Cheesesteak Guy: “My feet hurt, I can’t feel my legs, and my vision is blurry. All I know is that I need a freaking cheesesteak right now.”

Wide Awake Girl: “Yeah I packed smelling salts in my fanny pack so I don’t get tired.”

Cardio Couple, Him:  “How many laps have we walked?”

Her: “I stopped counting after 7.”

Restless Girl: “I’ve been here for 16 hours straight already. How am I gonna make it 11 more!!”

Not FTK Frat Guy: “Dude I don’t even care anymore. If those dudes keep getting closer when we get back to our section I’m gonna swing at one of them.”