Did you go to Penn State during the 1980s? Oh, you did! Are you sure about that?

Recently, a popular Penn State thrift shopping Instagram account, Joe Pa’s Closet, released photos on a “blast from the past” poster titled “Are You A Penn Stater?” The sign features a list of 80 things that determines a real 1980s Penn State student from just the ordinary, boring bookworm.

So, Onward State poses the question: Are you really a Penn Stater? Did you actually “do it” on the 50-yard marker of the golf course? Were textbooks only $25? Did you ever meet Joe Paterno?

To find out, see how you stack up against a few of the list’s many dated highlights:

• Climb Mount Nittany
• Buy a cone at the Creamery
• Actually go inside Old Main
• Cash a check at McLanahan’s (lol)
• Hallucinate during THON
• Sell your plasma
• Get lost in the Stacks
• Watch porn on campus (Was that a thing???)
• Pay your respects to Old Coaly
• Feed a squirrel
• Say “Hi” to JoePa
• Look the wrong way on College Ave.
• Lose your coat…or something else…at a fraternity (Like my wallet, right? Right?!)
• Eat a Grilled Sticky at 4 a.m.
• Go to a bowl game
• Dance to oldies at the Gaff (By 1980s standards, we’re talking about real oldies!)
• Pull a dorm prank
• Graduate within six years
• Grow up and leave Happy Valley for the real world

Let us know in the comments what you did back in the day during your time in Happy Valley.