If you have been watching Penn State football this season, you might have said to yourself, “Why does Will Levis always run the ball when he comes in?” Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Will Levis Package.

Penn State quarterback Will Levis played 17 snaps Saturday against Rutgers and ran the ball *every single time*! Almost every Penn State fan is able to predict what will happen when he’s under center for the Nittany Lions.

And, of course, that got us thinking. What else is as reliably predictable as the Levis package? Here are a few of our favorites.

LionPATH Crashing While Scheduling Classes

Very few things are more frustrating than LionPATH going down at midnight as you rush to get your classes scheduled. Unfortunately, this happens almost every semester like clockwork.

Student Football Tickets Selling Out In Minutes

Penn State has always had a reputation for selling out its student football tickets at a rapid pace every year. Well…when fans were actually able to go to games, that is. Why wouldn’t tickets to the greatest show in college football sell out in minutes?

Girls Wearing Lion Ears At Football Games

Wearing lion ears to a football game is an iconic part of gameday outfits. It’s almost impossible to walk through Gate A on Saturdays without seeing somebody wearing a pair of this Beaver Stadium staple.

Your Professor Narrating Their Screen Sharing

Has any professor ever shared their screen on Zoom without saying, “OK, so I’m going to share my screen” followed by five seconds of awkward silence? It’s automatic. (Editor’s Note: I, Matt DiSanto, do this at every Onward State meeting and take this personally)

Meeting Somebody From ‘Just Outside Philly’ At Penn State

Almost every Penn State student has met someone from a town near Philadelphia that they have never heard of before. If you’re not from Pennsylvania, there’s almost a 100% chance that somebody will just save you time by saying, “I’m from just outside of Philly.”

Construction On Atherton Street

Time feels like a flat circle when the construction on Atherton Street feels like it never ends. Even if PennDOT said it’s done, we don’t really believe ’em.

The Sun Rising Tomorrow

This one might seem like an exaggeration, but the sun has risen every day of humanity’s recorded existence, just like Will Levis ran the ball on 100% of his snaps against Rutgers.

Death & Taxes

Need I say more?