The internet is a very ~interesting~ place. Just when you thought you’ve seen it all, things always seem to get kicked up a notch. Luckily, Penn State items are no exception.

Since our last installment a few years ago, we’ve done some more digging to find the strangest Penn State-inspired items on the internet.

Here are some of the, uh, best of the best:

These Dammit voodoo dolls are, for a lack of a better word, fucking creepy. I just want to know what would possess someone to make these voodoo dolls. To make matters worse, the Dammit doll below comes with skull pins.

As Sisqo once said, let me see that thong Sexy Men’s Penn State College Dorm G-String! The fact that someone took the time to make this, and that it exists in general, is concerning.

These his and hers thongs are only the tips of the iceberg of Penn State lingerie. To the surprise of absolutely everyone, there is only one Sexy Women’s Penn State thong left in stock, so don’t miss your chance!

It’s hard to believe that we’ve been mourning the loss of College Ave.’s Taco Bell. If you’re still sorely missing getting your taco fix, you can literally go to Yallah Taco spend $50 dollars on this dress to commemorate what once was.

Have you ever wanted to show your love for the two Penn State football icons that are Saquon Barkley and Trace McSorley? All I know is that once Penn State football comes back, I’m buying this dress.

Imagine wasting paying $48 dollars for a blank canvas with a navy blue stripe going down the center that’s ~marketed~ as a Nittany Lion Stripe Canvas Print. Couldn’t be me.

King Kong actually protected Old Main from fighter pilots years ago. People forget that. Why not buy this picture to commemorate such a historical event?

Why? Why would anyone want a shower curtain of the Willard Preacher? I just want to what possessed someone to make this. He’d probably tell you you’re going to hell if you don’t lather, rinse, and repeat.