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The Official Penn State-Ball State Drinking Game

We’re baaaaack!

For the first time in two years, Penn State football is about to take the field at Beaver Stadium. By now, your student tickets (should be) in your mobile wallet, and you just raided your closet for those precious Nittany Lion ears. All that’s missing is the alcohol.

Now, whether you’re drinking to have some fun with your friends or to completely forget about the week you had, we have you covered. Maybe you haven’t stopped drinking from last week’s nail-biter against Wisconsin.

Without further ado, sit back, crack open a cold one, and enjoy this week’s *official* drinking game.

  • What time is it? Doesn’t matter. Finish your drink. Beaver Stadium is BACK!
  • Bottoms up when Penn State scores the first touchdown! Put those shakers in the air like you just don’t care.
  • Shots for everyone if Penn State gives up its first score. Just breathe, folks.
  • Take a swig for every mention of Jordan Stouts missed field goal opportunities.
  • Also, take a swig if the broadcast team mentions Stout was the Big Ten Special Teams Player of the Week.
  • Shotgun a cold one if Sean Clifford lines up under center. Shout out to Mike Yurcich.
  • Take a loooooong chug if you’re excited for next week’s White Out. It’s the moment we’ve been waiting for.
  • Notice some new bling on the field? Take a shot if a player is iced out in a new chain, like Sean Clifford wearing his alter ego, Clifford the Big Red Dog.
  • Big gulps for every interception Penn State catches. Shout out to Jaquan Brisker and Ji’Ayir Brown.
  • Celebrate and finish all the drinks in sight if Penn State wins.
  • Finish every drink in sight if Penn State loses. We have a long week ahead of us.

As always, have fun, stay safe, and drink responsibly.

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