Nothing to see here, just some completely normal playlists with no catch to them at all. Follow us on Spotify (@onwardstate) to plug these bad boys in and freshen up your library.

A Totally Normal Playlist But Every First Word Is A Lyric To The Alma Mater

As one of the thousands of students whose first real time in Beaver Stadium at a real Penn State football game was just a few weeks ago, I’ll be the first to admit I had no clue what the lyrics to the Alma Mater were. However, after making this playlist the lyrics have been seared into my brain. Now, if you don’t want to look like a total idiot with the lyrics pulled up on Google, you can learn them here from this totally normal playlist that just so happens to have every first word be the lyrics to the Alma Mater. You’re welcome.

An Irvings Order

Listen, I just really love Irving’s, okay? And you’re a fool to not love its Breakfast Special and Laguna Peach smoothie. Next time you’re in Irving’s, let this playlist order for you.

Ode To The Willard Preacher

Oh, Willard Preacher. Where would we be without your guiding words of wisdom? Always have his empowering words with you wherever you go with this playlist.

Zombie Nation

As a Penn State student, this song is constantly playing on an unending loop in the back of my brain. Now, you can have this playlist playing on an un-ending loop while still keeping the football anthem close.

Old Main Bell

Oh, Old Main Bell. We’re so lucky to be graced with your glorious, repetitive ring, numerous times a day. So, here’s a playlist in your honor.

Apartment Hunting In State College

The season is nearly upon us, folks! Do you know what you’re doing for housing next year? Better get on that! If you can’t make up your mind or have no clue where to begin, here’s this playlist. Hopefully, it will help to stimulate the decision-making process.