Last week, we asked you if you have ever had sex. More specifically, we asked you to share your wildest hookup stories at Penn State. You know, for research.

Now, it’s time to see what your peers brewed up. So please, sit back, relax, maybe take some notes, and enjoy this semester’s first installment of Nittany Quickie.

East Halls Couch

“After a frat party, I went with a girl to her dorm. Her roommate was home so she came to walk me out. We started making out in the elevator, and I fingered her for a few minutes while we kept pressing the ‘close door’ button. We then went to the common room. As we continued making out, I had her up against the wall, and we were taking each other’s clothes off. It was 3 a.m., but we were still stripping down in a room where two walls were made entirely of windows. A guy walked in with a violin, and we both turned our heads and gave him the death stare. He apologized and left. After he walked out, we went at it on the couch. No idea if anyone walked by the giant windows and saw us. I wonder if that couch is even still there and how many other people have had fucked on it.”

The music major grind never stops!

Osmond Classroom

“During finals week sophomore year, my girlfriend and I had sex under the podium of a classroom in Osmond. If you’ve ever had class in the room next to the back entrance from the parking lot, your teacher definitely sat in the chair where we fucked…LOL.”

Do you hate your Osmond Lab lecture already? If not, here’s another reason to dread that classroom.

The Stacks

“I had sex with a guy in the basement of the Stacks, and the guy left the condom between the bookshelves.”

How romantic!

A Freshman Dorm

“Freshman year, I went to see a football freshman in his dorm. Not only did he leave a wicked bruise on my lip from making out, but he kept quizzing me on birth control for his sister. That was kinda sweet but horrible timing at the moment. To top it off, his mom called him and he picked up!? Then, one of his boys called, and he jump hopped and skipped to go help them with homework. I left with blue balls — or ovaries, in my case.”

The Stacks…Again

“I left one class early to meet a sex friend for a mid-day quickie. This ‘friend’ had a thing for public places, so we’d try to find new places when we could. The wildest one would have to be the Stacks in the library. People were sitting at those desks with their backs towards us, but if they would’ve just turned around, they would’ve gotten a free show.”

And…Another Dorm

“In the dorm, I had one girl over and forgot I invited another over. When she showed up they were both confused, but I convinced them to have a threesome, and it worked.”

These responses were lightly edited for clarity and brevity. If you have a crazy, wild hookup story you want to submit, be our guest and do so here.