Folks, the wait is over! Your THON 2022 line dance lyrics are finally here.

THON is finally back at the Bryce Jordan Center, and so is its beloved line dance. Before you can boogie, though, you’ll need to know the words!

Intro
Happy Valley in the zone // THON is family, THON is home
Stretch it out, far and near // Our mission, loud and clear
Raise your diamonds, hold them high // ’22, paint the sky
Feel the spark we create // Let me hear it…
FIGHT ON STATE!

Verse 1: Penn State
Arboretum breaks new ground // Men’s soccer, Big Ten crown
Are you running late to class? // Grab a Spin bike, get there fast
Wellness Fund, breakthrough // Prevail together, PSU
President Barron’s final year // Dr. Bendapudi’s here
Nassib makes Penn State prouder // Students show Love is Louder
El Jefe’s we adore // Pass-fail grading — no more
Coach Rose legend, best alive // BJC the big 25
Rookies, stats are packed // Gates are open, Beaver’s back!

Chorus
Light the night! Get loud! // Fireworks within the crowd
Shine brighter, together // Four Diamonds, forever
Angels’ light, always grow // Share their stories, make them known
Hear us roar, our endless chant // Still we “Dance For Those Who Can’t”

Verse 2: World Events
Juneteenth federal holiday // Tutu’s voice is here to stay
Simone Biles stands for change // Mental wellness in the games
Swap your summer winter gear // Two Olympics, one year
High jumpers share the gold // Vaccines now for young and old
Ohtani puts on a Sho // Tom Brady’s final throw
GameStop rises, grab your stock // Ship in Suez, six-day block
Former royalty spill the tea // Curry, king of threes
Messi leaves for PSG // What the heck are NFTs?

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Verse 3: Pop Culture?
Bones or no bones? Pug decides // Squid games record high
Madden reaches generations // “Sour” album rocks the nation
“All Too Well,” 10 minutes long // Coney Island, bing bong!
Betty golden ’til the end // Thank you for being a…
Friends, Potter back at last // Don’t Look Up, all-star cast
Jojo’s pride inspires all // Simmons, please dunk the ball!
Kim K couples up with Pete // Kanye moves across the street
“No Way Home” live-action meme // Lawsuit battle, guess who’s free?

Dance Break!
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Verse 4: THON
Fifty years of magic moments // Retro merch bags help us own it
SL, supply the fight // Moe’s, grab a bite
Fam Carn launches to new space // $1 mil raised in 16 days
Chris’s quest, Four Diamond story // Sir Millard, lives in glory
Climb the mountain, courage grows // Outsmart villains, wisdom shows
Helping others, honest practice // Win the battle, strength in action
Charles leaves his light // Reunited with his Knight
THON is home, lives in our hearts // Endless in the love we spark