Happy V*lentine’s Day!

It’s that time of year again. For some, Valentine’s Day consists of posting declarations of your undying love for your significant other on social media. For others, it’s an excuse to be bitter. Regardless, the day can be made undoubtedly ~sweeter~ with some music.

Whether you’re booed up this Valentine’s Day, stuck in a situationship, or happily single, we’ve got a playlist for you.

For The Cuffed Cuties

Are you celebrating this Valentine’s Day with a bae? Lucky you. From “Feathered Indians” by Tyler Childers to “Can’t Take My Eyes off You” by Frankie Valli, we hope this playlist helps make your day that much sweeter.

For The Heartbroken

In your feels this Valentine’s Day? Does the sight of floral arrangements and heart-shaped chocolates bring you to tears? Are you deleting pictures off of your social media as we speak? Chin up, it’ll get better. For now, let it all out with this playlist.

For Those Digging Their Keys Into His Pretty Little Souped-Up Four-Wheel Drive

In the mood to slash some tires? Enlist him in the military? Cover his apartment in glitter? Spray the grill of his car with Liquid Ass? Go forth with some background music (Editor’s note: We’re joking…).

For Those In Their Hot Girl Era

In the words of Megan Thee Stallion, “I’m a hot girl. I do hot shit.” Who needs a boyfriend when you have yourself? Grab some chocolate, pour some wine, and enjoy this playlist. Celebrate some self-love this Valentine’s Day.

For Those Asking, “What Are We?”

Have you found yourself asking this question this Valentine’s Day? This playlist is for you. Word of advice: If you weren’t asked to be their Valentine, don’t send them a text. Listen to this playlist instead.