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THON 2023 Line Dance Lyrics

Dancer Relations captains have taken the stage! Your THON 2023 line dance is here.

Whether you’re at home watching on a livestream and following along with our coverage or here at the Bryce Jordan Center, you’re going to want to get familiar with the line dance…you’ll hear it more than 40 more times this weekend.

Without further ado, here’s your THON 2023 line dance!


Dear Old State, the time is here // Twenty-three, Jordan year!
Spread the magic of the mission // Show the world THON’s ambition
With our families, we will fight // All in honor of our knight
For The Kids, made them proud // Nittany Lions, let’s get loud!

Verse 1: Penn State

Arts Fest highlight of the summer // Pause on Canyon, what a bummer
Wrestling golden reputation // Sign the beam, new foundation
Village Plaque, pledge for better // One community, home forever
We complete, PSU // Giant snowball coming through!
Harlow’s movin’ to first class // Weekend finals, yeah I’ll pass
SPA shows pride, RuPaul Queens // Can I get more Cane’s sauce please?
Lululemon, let’s camp out // Think fast, run fast, Chad tries out
34, repped in Cali // Smell the roses, Happy Valley!


FTK, run it back // BJC is BOOMIN’
Our next chapter, time to write // We Are…one unit
Forty-six, dancing strong // This is right where you belong
For those here and in our hearts // Every lion plays their part

Verse 2: News and Sports

Population hits 8 bill // Gen Z voted to the hill
Queen of England’s Jubilee // Platinum in her legacy
Biden and Zelenskyy meet // Iran women take the street
Justice Jackson – All rise // Aaron Judge, homers fly
Tennis legends closing serve // Patagonia fights for earth
Bald eagles’ numbers soar // Did we knock on Cleo’s Door?
Webb’s Cosmos shown in color // GPT the AI scholar
Messi best in the arena // Vamos vamos Argentina!


Verse 3: Pop Culture

Bachelorette, now there’s two // Minions suited up for Gru
Miles’ mustache stole our hearts // Nicki, SZA top the charts
Phillies dancing on their own // MSG, Harry’s home
Show your outfit on rushTOK // Will gets mad, Chris gets rocked
Lea Michele, Broadway’s choice // Elvis rizz, Austin’s voice
Swifties cancel Ticketmaster // Someone make the queue go faster!
Wednesday Addams rise to fame // Twitter checkmarks any name
Got the wordle, took three tries // Wait hold up, it’s BeReal time!

Dance Break
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Verse 4: THON

New beginnings to discover // Waves of change, we uncover
Greener THON, a new frontier // 100 days brings Hershey cheer
El JeFTK, grand debut // Week of gratitude, thank you!
Dedicate remembrance tree // Rooted in their memory
Shaping wisdom from the start // Endless light, honest heart
United strength, we will rise // Chris’s journey, courage guides
Wishes on a shining star // Darling wizards near and far
Pass the wand to foster dreams // In this magic, we believe

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Gabe Angieri

Gabe is a senior majoring in journalism and is Onward State's managing editor. He grew up in Lindenhurst, New York, and has had the absolute misfortune of rooting for the Jets, Mets, and Knicks. If you want to see his bad sports takes, follow him on Twitter @gabeangieri and direct all hate mail and death threats to [email protected]

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