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THONward State’s Top Tweets From THON 2023

THON 2023 is in the books, folks!

Throughout the weekend, we tweeted updates from our THON-specific Twitter account, @THONwardState, to keep everyone updated on the latest news, performances, events, games, and other happenings going on. Of course, when tweeting non-stop for 46 hours, there are bound to be a few ~interesting~ tweets that stand out among the rest.

Without further ado, here are some of the best THONward tweets from THON 2023.

The calm before the storm.

We here at Onward State ~love~ a good THON Director Thursday. Seeing all of the directors on stage? Mind blowing.

Our managing editor, Gabe Angieri, attempted to do 46 push-ups for every hour he was at THON. Keyword: Attempted.

This one goes out to all the early 2000’s kids who remember Disney Channel’s “Pass the Plate.” Mmm, zucchini!

Philly sports: Always in the championships, never the champion.

Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Discovering something that doesn’t exist, or giving a monkey a shower. Surfing a tidal wave, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein’s brain. Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving their sister insane.

Don’t lie. We all thought the same thing when Friday night performer Natasha Bedingfield came out on stage. She ate and left no crumbs, though.

NO. CRUMBS.

Say whaaaa?

POV: You have seven chapters of reading due before Monday.

POO!

Do you ever feel like a bagged hoagie, drifting through the wind?

Oh boy, were we wrong!

Tired: Dance break.

Wired: Boogie Woogie Time.

I can’t explain this one.

Thank you, next!

What if we kissed…during THON 2023?

We sure hope everyone brushed their teeth as soon as they got home.

Safe to say the dancers brought absolute heat to the floor.

Love shack, baby love shack!

Play “Hallucinogenics,” please!

Sniped.

Well? Is it?

Who tweeted this? Are you OK?

Good for you, I guess.

Quick maths.

Glizzy shots at THON.

We all did this, right? No? Just me? Cool.

Man, I love Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes.

A stand-up comedy routine would’ve ate. Just sayin’.

Swiping on Tinder, FTK.

Shine bright like a diamond? NO! Shine bright like women’s soccer during the Pep Rally.

White Out conditions, for real.

What a cutie. You can use that arm to throw me around anytime, No. 15 (Editors Note: Stop it).

Give it up for your Saturday night performer, DJ Wheat Thin!

Lit, crazy, movie.

Whethan was making us feel things. Not good things, but things!

Whethan was *sooooooooooooooo* good, you guys.

Genuinely, so good. Come back soon, Whethan!

Forgot to drop a pin? Your fate is in Jordan East’s hands now.

My mom said she could drive us to Funky Town if your mom picks us up.

How do the cars in “Cars” have babies? Think about it.

WELL, MY BUCKLE MAKES IMPRESSIONS ON THE INSIDE OF HER THIGH, THERE ARE LITTLE FEATHERED INDIANS WHERE WE TUSSLED THROUGH THE NIGHT. IF I’D KNOWN SHE WAS RELIGIOUS THEN I WOULDN’T HAVE CAME STONED TO THE HOUSE OF SUCH AN ANGEL, TOO F*CKED UP TO GET BACK HOOOOMMMEEEE!

Five-inch inseams are out, ladies. Suspenders are in.

Guilty as charged.

We were head over heels for The Band Light. Foaming at the mouth, to be honest.

It’s Britney, bitch.

😳😳

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Anna Wiggins

Anna is a senior (ew) public relations major from Alexandria, Virginia, and is Onward State's social media manager. Anna spends her days contemplating what emoji to use in a tweet and dreaming of Doggie's Pub's hot dogs, in that order. Share your song recommendations with her on Twitter @annaewiggins and send your best gossip to her email, [email protected].

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