Well, it’s finally here, folks. The Michigan game has arrived.

After last week’s dub over Maryland, the No. 10 Nittany Lions are back in Beaver Stadium and will face the No. 3-ranked Michigan Wolverines.

So, grab some brews, a Stripe Out-approved outfit, maybe a few shooters, and let’s get into this week’s drinking game.

• Start your day by taking a shot. Noon games suck.
• If you were an early bird and woke up before 7 a.m., take another.
• If you slept in, swig down a Celsius and catch up by taking a shot.
• Chug for three seconds every time you hear “…and Michigan still sucks.” Get to drinking. This is inevitable.
• Every time someone mentions Michigan football head coach Jim Harbaugh and his cheating scandal, take a sip.
• Have a drink if Penn State wins the coin toss.
• Every time someone brings up James Franklin’s record vs. Michigan and Ohio State, take a sip.
• For every successful Drew Allar pass, take a sip.
• Have a sip if there is a Michigan sign-stealer in the crowd.
• Take a swig every time the broadcast shows an aerial view of the Stripe Out.
• Treat yourself to a sip every time the Blue Band plays T-Swift bangers. #ShakeItOff
• Have a sip every time JJ McCarthy gets sacked.
• Finish your drink if Penn State is up heading into halftime.
• If Drew Allar throws a deep ball (25+ yards), take a sip.
• Every timeout, take the opportunity to take a few sips.
• Take a sip every time Michigan gets a penalty. 
• If you hear Christmas music blasting in the stadium, have a sip.
• If Michigan is up going into the fourth quarter, take a longggg sip and hold the tears back.
• Take the biggest, longest, best sip of your life, if Penn State secures the win.
• If the worst happens and Michigan wins, drink everything within reach and go into hibernation.

As always, have fun, stay safe, drink responsibly, and Michigan still sucks.