Brainstorming Penn State-Themed Pickup Lines

Ah, Valentine’s Day. The one day a year when some folks’ rosters seem as empty as a box of chocolates. While some people are celebrating like the 1982 Penn State football team, others may be experiencing feelings akin to losing to Ohio State again.

Whether you’re single and ready to mingle, have a partner but need a good starter, or are just a lone Nittany Lion with no roar, Onward State’s got you covered to help express your warm, fuzzy feelings leading up to the holiday.

So, without further ado, here are some Penn State-themed pickup lines for you to use on that special someone or just for your amusement.

  • “Yeah I just pulled up to Penn State. You know that I can’t wait…to be your Valentine.”
  • “Roses are red, so is Drew Allar’s rosacea. Can I be the guy to take you out and date ya?”
  • “What do you say we find out if our connection is as good as the Penn State alumni network?”
  • “You put the happy in Happy Valley.”
  • “What if we kissed during THON total reveal like midnight on New Year’s Eve?”
  • “Can we skip meeting the parents and get the Willard Preacher to marry us in between classes?”
  • “Are you the S-Zone? Because I wanna be in you.”
  • “Dang, shawty. You must be a cocktagon with the way all the guys are waiting in line for you.”
  • “Are you Alumni Swirl? Because you’re the sweetest thing I’ve ever tasted.”
  • “Did you fall from heaven? Or do you just live in East renovated?”
  • “If I had to rate you out of 10, you would be a 10 just like our football wins.”
  • “I’d wait in a two-hour long line at The Den if it means I get to see you.”
  • “Let’s doggy at Doggie’s.”
  • “Be my Happy Valley-tine?”
  • “Roses are red, violets are blue, I wouldn’t mind eating Canyon Pizza as long as I’m with you.”
  • “Are you Old Main? Cause you ring my bell.”
  • “I would be lion if I said I wasn’t head over heels for you.”

Happy almost Valentine’s, Penn State.

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