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Your Official Penn State-UCLA Drinking Game

We’re back in Beaver Stadium once again, folks!

After last weekend’s win over Illinois, Penn State football is home again to face UCLA. With Big Noon Kickoff setting up shop and an undefeated season thus far, this weekend is sure to be electric and filled with nonstop drinking and tailgating.

Whether you plan on tailgating bright and early, or you just plan on watching Big Noon Kickoff live, make sure to drink the day away with this matchup’s drinking game.

Grab your buddies and brews, and let’s get drinking.

  • If you’re up and at ’em before sunrise, treat yourself to a hefty shot. It’s gameday, baby!
  • Take a sip if you make it to the tailgate lots before 9 a.m.
  • Take a shot if the weather is finally sunny and warm out.
  • If you make a TV appearance on Big Noon Kickoff, chug your drink for five seconds.
  • If you get free Dunkin’, Wegman’s, or Big Noon Kickoff swag, have a few sips.
  • Chug your drink for three seconds if you make it into a cocktagon before the game. Go piss, girl!
  • Take a jello shot if you stumble across lot 41’s very own “Jello Shot Man.”
  • If you wait in the Gate A line for more than 30 minutes, swing back a shot.
  • If you hear “UCLA” by RL Grime blasting throughout Beaver Stadium during the game, have a sip.
  • Take a sip every time Penn State gets a first down.
  • If you show up wearing the wrong color, take a sip, go home, and change.
  • Take a shot if you make it in the S-Zone.
  • Have a sip every time you hear someone making a guess at what UCLA’s mascot is.
  • Every time “Mo Bamba” plays, have a nice longgg sip.
  • Shotgun a brew if there’s a turnover within the first couple of minutes of the game.
  • Finish your drink if there’s a touchdown pass over 30 yards by Penn State.
  • Drink every time someone gets thrown in the air after a touchdown.
  • Take a shot every time UCLA scores to wash the pain away.
  • Have a sip every time there’s a big special teams play.
  • Every time you hear the classic lion roar, take a sip.
  • Finish your drink before the start of the second half and crack open another brew.
  • Take a sip for every end zone celebration or dance you see from any of the Nittany Lions.
  • If any backup or second strings get some playing time, take a sip every time they take the field.
  • Take a sip for every floating condom you see.
  • If Penn State secures another win, celebrate by finishing your drink!

As always, stay safe and drink responsibly!

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Evan Halfen

Evan Halfen was a broadcast journalism major from Newark, DE, and was Onward State's community manager and an associate editor. Evan still loves all things Penn State, tomfoolery, tailgating, being loud, just about any beach, the Birds, and his puppy, Wentzy. Check out his Instagram: @evan.halfen or Twitter/X: @EvanHalfen to see how life's treating him.

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