Your Official Penn State-Wisconsin Drinking Game
The boys in blue are back this weekend, folks!
After a much-needed bye week and a huge win against USC two weeks ago, the Nittany Lions hit the road once again to face off against the Wisconsin Badgers.
Whether you’re traveling to Camp Randall Stadium, catching the game at a downtown bar, or watching in your hometown, nothing beats an away game, except drinking the day away.
Let’s get to drinking!
- Start your day right by swinging back a shot or two with your family, friends, roommates, random tailgaters outside of Camp Randall Stadium, or whoever you plan to watch the game with.
- If you’re watching the game at Doggie’s or Champs, chug a Dirty Sprite or a Long Island iced tea.
- If you find yourself cuddled up with a blanket for a change while watching the game, have a sip.
- Take a group shotgun if a friend makes buffalo chicken dip for your watch party.
- Take a shot before the game starts for Penn State being ranked No. 3. #WEARE
- When the classic Big Ten commercial plays, chug your drink until it’s over.
- Every time you see Drew Allar on the silver screen, take a sip because why not?
- For every commercial or timeout, treat yourself to a few sips.
- Take a sip every time you see a Penn State fan on TV.
- If Tyler Warren pulls through with another big touchdown, finish your drink.
- Take a shot if Abdul Carter gets a sack.
- Take a hefty sip for every Nick Singleton replay shown on the screen. Take another if it’s slow-mo.
- If Beau Pribula makes an appearance on the field, take a shot or two.
- Swing back another if he throws an interception shortly after.
- Take a sip every time you see the Nittany Lion and the Lionettes. Gotta love ’em.
- Finish your drink if this game is tied going into the fourth quarter. Let’s manifest this doesn’t happen.
- Take a sip every time Wisconsin gets a penalty. Bad day to be a Badger.
- Every time they show the Blue Band, take a sip and cheer along.
- If the Nittany Lions are up at halftime, celebrate by taking a shot.
- Keep drinking all night long if the Nittany Lions fall short and lose.
- If the Nittany Lions secure yet another win, take a longggg sip. 7-0, baby!
Enjoy the game and remember to drink responsibly!
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