Brainstorming Penn State Math Equations
Onward State + math equations = tomfoolery?
Math can be found all over Penn State. Math majors, math homework, math classes — there’s always math. With that in mind, some of our staff decided to come up with some Penn State-themed math equations that aren’t just about the numbers.
So without further ado, let’s take a look.
Penn State Football – Big Ten Championship = Home Playoff Game
You win some, you lose some.
Thursday – One Day = Wing Wednesday
Wednesday at the HUB never disappoints.
Gameday + Cocktagon = Brotherhood
There’s something like some brotherly bonding over a quick bathroom break.
Ace Baldwin Jr. + Mike Rhoades = Sweat With Us
Penn State hoops is taking over Happy Valley.
Noon Game + Anything = Rally
Rally, don’t dilly dally.
Soda + Vodka = $1
Champs Downtown on a Thursday is hard to beat.
15,000 People + Bryce Jordan Center = THON Weekend
Happiness. We dance in 70, folks.
Ohio + Anything = Worst State Ever.
Does this even need an explanation?
Daily Collegian + Onward State = Dodgeball
The rivalry lives on. See you in April, folks.
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