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Brainstorming Penn State Math Equations

Onward State + math equations = tomfoolery?

Math can be found all over Penn State. Math majors, math homework, math classes — there’s always math. With that in mind, some of our staff decided to come up with some Penn State-themed math equations that aren’t just about the numbers.

So without further ado, let’s take a look.

Penn State Football – Big Ten Championship = Home Playoff Game

You win some, you lose some.

Thursday – One Day = Wing Wednesday

Wednesday at the HUB never disappoints.

Gameday + Cocktagon = Brotherhood

There’s something like some brotherly bonding over a quick bathroom break.

Ace Baldwin Jr. + Mike Rhoades = Sweat With Us

Penn State hoops is taking over Happy Valley.

Noon Game + Anything = Rally

Rally, don’t dilly dally.

Soda + Vodka = $1

Champs Downtown on a Thursday is hard to beat.

15,000 People + Bryce Jordan Center = THON Weekend

Happiness. We dance in 70, folks.

Ohio + Anything = Worst State Ever.

Does this even need an explanation?

Daily Collegian + Onward State = Dodgeball

The rivalry lives on. See you in April, folks.

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About the Author

Sophie Yadzinski

Sophie Yadzinski is a Senior studying Security and Risk Analysis. She loves 21 Savage, the Buffalo Bills, and all things Onward State. When she is not taking pictures, you might find her perusing through McLanahan's wide selection of t-shirts.

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