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Types Of People At Penn State Baseball’s Dollar Dog Night

Dollar Dog Nights are back! This means many, many people gather to form an oddly long line for $1 hot dogs. But every week you will see the same types of people, even if it isn’t really the same person.

Here’s our list of the types of people you are almost guaranteed to see on any given dollar dog night.

The Typical Sorority Girl

Ms. Sorority girl shows up in a way too fancy outfit or shows up in her Greek letter sweatshirt that probably costs 70 hot dogs. She takes weird selfies holding her hot dog like a trophy, and it’s pretty embarrassing to watch. She thinks she’s dating a player on the team, but realistically, he’s dating 16 girls in other sororities. She shows up late into the first inning but ends up leaving early in the second!

Even though Ms. Sorority makes us all feel uncomfortable with the hot dog photos, at least it gives us some drama to listen to while they all talk badly about each other!

The Typical Frat Guy

“What-sup bro,” he says as he switches his hot dog to the other hand to dap his friend up. The typical frat guy at Dollar Dog Night is calling his hotdog a glizzy while hiding his red eyes with sunglasses. He smells like an eighth-grade boy trying to impress his school crush while he shovels hot dogs in his mouth and talks with his mouth full.

The typical frat guy might give you a headache with how he speaks, but he’ll suspiciously eat way too many hot dogs.

The Glizzy Gobbler

This is the person who asks you to get them more hot dogs every inning. If you have to go to the bathroom, you also have to pick up eight more hot dogs because they want to be able to say they’re good at something for once. Even if you are not competing, they’ll make you feel like you’re losing the whole game.

The Alumni Dad Who Never Left College

You know the alumni who sit front row and bring all seven of their annoying kids who won’t watch the game. The alums are so focused on the game that they probably wouldn’t notice their child choking on a $1 hot dog. They have ketchup around their lips as they speak with their mouth full and yell at the players.

The Normal

The normal people are just here to eat a cheap hot dog and watch some good baseball. They’re probably just everyone else in silence, but at least they aren’t causing a scene.

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Tia Kaschauer

Tia is a freshman from Pittsburgh, PA majoring in Public Relations! She's a big fan of sports, loud music, and lemonade. To see some of her cool photos, Instagram: @TK_Media412, to get in touch, email: tjk6083@psu.edu.

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