50 Penn State Summer Icks

We hope you are all having a great summer, folks! But don’t get too comfortable with yourself, because even if it’s summer, you could still be giving someone the ick.
If you’re looking for love, don’t look at Penn State during the summer! Here’s 50 icks that might scare your Penn State summer fling away.
- Flirting with people at NSO.
- Wearing flip-flops.
- Going to PMANs instead of Doggies.
- Swimming on campus.
- Flirting with the freshmen summer students when you’re 20+.
- Going to Cold Stone instead of the Creamery.
- Being shirtless on campus, randomly.
- Calling NSO lame on TikTok.
- People still on YikYak. (It’s summer. Go outside.)
- Riding electric scooters. (This is always an ick.)
- Making all your friends during summer session and then closing off to new people in the fall.
- Bragging about your GPA after taking two summer classes.
- Failing a summer class.
- Taking a STAT class over the summer because you think it’ll be easier.
- Choosing to go to graduate school just because you don’t know what to do with your life after Penn State…
- Branch campus students reselling a season of football tickets.
- Going to Arts Fest when you’re not 21.
- Doing an Instagram post to thank Penn State for summer session, which you had to go to…
- Being rude to your parents during NSO.
- The lanyard and bag you have to wear at NSO.
- Getting lost on your way to Pollock during NSO.
- Saying you’re a business student, but really you’re just undecided.
- Choosing your English 15 class.
- Getting football tickets if you’re just going to resell them.
- The football ticket lottery system.
- Being a senior and still saying you’re not ready for a relationship.
- Having Penn State in your bio when you’ve never even had a class yet.
- Thinking you’re a morning person and choosing to have an 8am.
- Thinking your NSO friend group is going to last.
- Parents who pay for their kids’ football tickets.
- People who make their whole TikTok account about going to Penn State — when they haven’t started yet.
- Wearing jeans in the summer.
- Consuming alcohol every night in the summer.
- Thinking you’re better than the fall students since you started in the summer…
- Starting a relationship during the summer session. (New bombshells will be entering the villa in the fall.)
- Treating summer session as Love Island and kissing as many people as possible.
- Telling people you got a full ride to Penn State. (No one likes a liar!)
- Rising seniors already taking their grad pictures.
- Staying inside all day because you can’t take the heat.
- Using a box fan instead of having AC.
- Graduates coming back to keep making Penn State content.
- Posting bikini photos every other day.
- Only talking about your study abroad program.
- Freshmen who don’t get a bedside table.
- Spending summer session in East Halls and then getting moved to Pollock for the Fall. (You poor thing.)
- Spending money to skip The Den line.
- Thinking that your summer session fling is going to last.
- Kissing in front of everyone at a dorm party.
- Posting every Penn State moment on your private story.
- Talking about your parents Penn State experience all the time. (We get it, blue and white runs in your blood.)
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