Spoiler alert: If you’re dreaming of that picture-perfect love story, you won’t find it in a frat house.

It’s no secret that frat brothers aren’t everyone’s cup of tea, but there are just some things that make it harder. In the spirit of our return to school and fall rush just around the corner, here are 67 Penn State fraternity icks that might just have you rethinking Greek life (or at least dodging a Greek boyfriend).

1. When a brother snaps you a photo with another girl.
2. When the floors are sticky.
3. When the brothers have bible verses in their bio, but drink every day.
4. Owning five pairs of Hey Dudes.
5. When they don’t send you a text to come to their party, but they want to get with you after?
6. Washing down Crown Russe with beer.
7. They claim they “respect women” but can’t remember her name the next morning.
8. When a brother apologizes for ‘accidentally’ flirting with other girls.
9. Inviting a random girl to a formal instead of the girl they’re talking to.
10. “Date nights.”
11. PKT.
12. Stole a traffic cone and now it’s in their kitchen?
13. Pushing people during parties.
14. When they think they’re the main character on the DJ stand.
15. When they go by their last name.
16. When he invites you to the party, but he’s surrounded by other girls all night.
17. Being ugly but commenting on how girls look.
18. Brothers actually caring about ranking.
19. Sig Chi’s Greek invitation app.
20. Hazing.
21. Being sweaty during a party.
22. Elephant walk.
23. When they have really noticeable foot hair.
24. Frat guys who talk about their moms all the time.
25. Frat guys that say they respect their moms, but they sleep with 100 girls a semester.
26. Pledges.
27. Pushing off the elevated platforms.
28. When they have a random fan lying in the middle of the dance floor.
29. When they take you to the bathroom, and it looks worse than Pollock.
30. When they don’t wear their hat fully on their head.
31. Buzz cuts that make them look like a Pixar character.
32. Navy sheets.
33. Coke.
34. Seniors sending texts to freshmen.
35. Their favorite movie is “The Wolf of Wall Street.”
36. Short.
37. Sleeping in a bunk bed.
38. Drinking Starbucks.
39. When they can’t grow facial hair.
40. Knows what a Labubu is.
41. Names starting with J.
42. Wearing hair ties as bracelets.
43. Flip flops.
44. Men on elevated platforms.
45. Only drinking beer.
46. Putting the Greek letters in your LinkedIn.
47. Pledge masters.
48. The bartender working slowly.
49. Outside parties when it’s cold.
50. Wearing a white tank top.
51. Being a super senior but still being too involved with your frat.
52. Zombie Nation as their ringtone.
53. Snapping 1000 girls.
54. Snap score over a million.
55. Tequila.
56. Basketball shorts.
57. Jean shorts.
58. Using the urinals while girls are in the stalls next to them.
59. Wears silver.
60. When he’s tanner than most of the girls.
61. Has a girlfriend but still gives house tours.
62. STDs.
63. Giving their brothers drinks first before the girls.
64. Beer belly.
65. When they’re older than 21 but still use Snapchat.
66. Frats that are not involved with THON.
67. Thinks 67 is funny…