Fall is right around the corner, folks! It’s the perfect time to cozy up with your Penn State fling and hold hands around campus while the leaves change colors! If you’re ready to lock in with someone this season, the best way to do it is with some Penn State-inspired pickup lines. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.

1. Are you Penn State hockey because I ‘Fink’ I’m obsessed with you.
2. Are you Penn State hoops? Because you’ll be coming soon!
3. I know you’re not Charlie Cerrato, but you’d be my 17th pick.
4. Are you Peachy Paterno? Because you make me gag.
5. Are you the Pollock Testing Center? Because every time I see you, my heart starts racing.
6. Are you a canvas assignment? Cause it looks like I have to finish you before 11:59 tonight.
7. I’m calling you Edge coffee, because you make my mornings better.
8. Are you Neeli Bendapudi? Because I want to give you a raise.
9. Are you D.P. Dough? Because you taste way better after midnight.
10. Are you Old Main? Because I want to climb on top of you.
11. I’m going to chase you like I chase the campus squirrels.
12. You’re hotter than an unrenovated Pollock dorm room.
13. When I hang out with you, I feel like I’m at a Penn State baseball game… I’m only here for the weiner.
14. Are you a White Out ticket? Everyone wants you.
15. Call me ATO, because I know everyone wants to rush me.
16. You must be East Halls! Because everyone wants you.
17. Call me Ethan Grunkemeyer, because everyone cheers when I walk out.
18. Katie Feeney might run the sidelines, but you run my heart.
19. Are you Willard Preacher? Because I don’t plan on listening, but you have my attention.
20. Call me the Berkey Creamery, because I’ve got flavors you’ve never tried.
21. Are you a Champs Dirty Sprite? Because I want you to ruin my night.
22. You’ve got more curves than the walk through West halls!
23. Are you a frat basement? You’re hot, sweaty, and smell bad, but I still want to be with you.
24. Are you Doggies pizza? Because I’ll wait all night for a taste.
25. You make my heart race faster than when I’m late to a class in the Forum.
26. Are you McLanahan’s? Because I’m only going to you when I’m desperate.
27. I’d let you get me stickier than the floors at SigEp.
28. You’ve got me more excited than an interception at the White Out.
29. Are you an exam in Pollock? Because you’ve been stressing me out all week, but I can’t wait to nail you.
30. Are you related to Gavin McKenna? Because you’re McK-enna me smile.
31. I’m not in PKT!

Good luck, folks! Thank us later!