Well, folks, the greatest show in college sports is finally here. After the very boring bye week, it is time for the Penn State White Out against Oregon. Hope your liver recovered last week, because it’s going to get tested this week under the lights!

Last year, Oregon beat Penn State 45-37 in the Big Ten Championship. This year, Penn State football is coming for revenge in the most electric atmosphere in college sports.

• Wake up, make some breakfast, and take a shot! Let’s get White Out weekend started!
• Take a sip if you’re wearing white. If you’re not, take a shot. WTF?
• Take a shot if you were up at 5 am to get in line for College GameDay.
• If College GameDay says something about Oregon beating Penn State, take two shots.
  • Bonus– if you see Peter the dog, take a sip, and pet any dog you can.
• If you’re staying at home because tickets and hotels were too expensive, take a shot. Happy Valley misses you.
• If this is your first-ever White Out, take a shot and enjoy the atmosphere. There’s nothing quite like it.
• If you’re waiting for the very last moment for ticket prices to drop, take a shot!
• If this is your last White Out ever as a student, take a shot. It’s rough out here, seniors.
• If there’s buffalo chicken dip at your house or tailgate, take a shot, and save some for us.
• Every time you see someone wearing white, take a sip.
• Every time you see someone not wearing white, take a shot, and maybe throw a drink at them.
• If it rains, start chugging, you have to keep warm somehow!
• If you see someone wearing Oregon colors, roll your eyes and take a shot.
• If you wish you were in the Happy Valley this weekend, take a shot.
• Before you enter the game, finish your drink. You won’t want to pay the in-stadium prices.
• Every time Oregon scores a touchdown on Penn State, take a shot.
• Every time Penn State scores a touchdown on Oregon, take a shot.
• If you see a freshman getting playing time during the White Out, take a shot! The future is here, and it’s looking bright!
• If Nick Singleton scores a touchdown, shotgun a beer.
  • If it were a run longer than 10 yards, shotgun two.
• If Penn State’s defensive line gets another interception, take a shot for the big guys!
• Take a sip every time they play Mo Bamba.
• For every elaborate Nittany Lion costume, take a sip.
• If Ethan Grunkemeyer gets in, start chugging.
• If Penn State is down at halftime, take a shot…or two. Maybe treat yourself to a chicken basket, too.
• Every time there’s a ‘We Are’ chant, take a sip.
• If you get something on your white outfit, take a shot, WE ARE so sorry.
• Every time you get stressed out and cover your eyes, take a sip.
• If Penn State wins, start chugging Crown Russe and get to Champs ASAP.

Have a safe and fun White Out, folks!