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Your Official Penn State-UCLA Drinking Game

The boys are in white this weekend, folks!

After the heartbreak last week, losing 30-24 against Oregon, we definitely need to drink before the team faces UCLA.

Whether you’re traveling to the Rose Bowl Stadium, catching the game at a downtown bar, or watching in your hometown, nothing beats an away game and drinking the day away in comfy clothes.

  • Let’s start the day off right by taking a shot or two with your family, friends, roommates, random tailgaters outside of the stadium, or whoever you plan to watch the game with.
  • Now, take another shot to try to forget about last weekend’s double-overtime loss.
  • If you’re watching the game at Doggie’s or Champs, chug a Dirty Sprite or a Long Island iced tea.
  • If you’re cuddled up on a couch, take a sip.
  • It’s time for a group shotgun if a friend made buffalo chicken dip for your watch party.
  • Take a shot before the game starts, and hope Drew Allar brought his A-game.
  • When the Big 10 commercial comes on, take a sip.
  • Every time you see Nick Singleton on your screen, take a sip.
  • If you’re not watching the game, take a shot, and pull it up on your phone.
  • If someone brings up Neeli Bendapudi’s raise, take a shot.
  • If you see Penn State fans on the TV, start sipping! We are… worldwide.
  • Take a shot if you wish College Game Day were still here.
  • For every commercial or timeout, treat yourself to a snack and a sip.
  • If you’re at the game surrounded by UCLA fans, take two shots.
  • If you go to the bathroom with no line, finally not in a cocktagon, take a sip.
  • Take a shot if Nick Singleton scores a touchdown. Is he back?
  • Finish your drink if Drew Allar throws a touchdown pass. Interception incoming.
  • If Penn State is tied at some point, take a shot. We can’t have a repeat of last week.
  • Take two shots if Drew Allar throws the ball to the other team.
  • If you see Franklin stressed, take a sip for him.
  • Take a sip every time you see the Nittany Lion. Gotta love it.
  • If it’s a close game, take a shot.
  • If the Nittany Lions are up at halftime, celebrate with a shotgun.
  • Keep drinking all night long if the Nittany Lions lose again. Maybe into the next day as well, it’s going to be a long year.
  • If the Nittany Lions win, take a shot and run downtown! WE ARE so back.

Have a safe and fun game, folks!

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Tia Kaschauer

Tia is a sophmore from Pittsburgh majoring in Public Relations! She's a big fan of sports, icks, and lemonade. To see some of her super cool photos, Instagram: @TK_Media412, to get in touch, email: [email protected].

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