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Your Official Penn State-Northwestern Drinking Game

Penn State football is on a tough losing streak, folks. The only cure for that kind of pain might just be another round! We may have fallen short during the White Out and against UCLA, but come on… Who loses on Homecoming weekend?

Whether you’re an alum, a student, a future Nittany Lion, or even just bought in by marriage, it’s time to raise a glass to celebrate Homecoming!

  • For starters, crack open a beer, we’re back!
    • Shotgun that beer if you’re still upset about the loss against UCLA.
  • If you’re here at Penn State for the occasion, take a shot!
    • If you aren’t here, also take a shot and stay cozy wherever you are!
  • If you hear people say ‘Fire Franklin,’ take a shot.
    • If you hear someone stand up for Franklin, take a sip.
  • In honor of Homecoming, find a random alumni and take a shot with them.
  • If you see Franklin and his daughter walking around holding hands like a couple, take a shot.
  • If there’s way more old people than young, take a shot – it’s HOMECOMING WEEKEND FOLKS!
  • Take a shot if you’re tailgating or watching the game with your fam.
  • If there’s buffalo chicken dip near you, take a sip!
  • Every time you hear someone talk about Penn State hockey, take a sip.
  • If you’re an alum who wishes they could come back, take a shot. We miss you too.
  • If you don’t know anything about Northwestern, take a shot.
    • If you don’t even know where the school is, take another.
  • If it takes forever to get into the stadium, take a sip.
  • If all your friends get a blue wristband and you get a white one, take a shot and make new friends.
  • At any point, if your watch party gets too loud and you can’t hear the TV, take a shot.
  • If you stay at your tailgate the whole night and don’t even go into the game, take a shot. You’re crazy!
  • If the game starts, and Penn State is moving slowly, take a shot.
    • If Drew Allar is in, take another shot for confidence.
  • Take a shot if a famous Penn State alum makes an appearance in celebration of Homecoming.
  • Chug for a few seconds for every rushing touchdown.
  • For every successful completion by Drew Allar, take a sip.
    • For every unsuccessful completion by Drew Allar, take a sip.
  • If the Blue Band looks better than the team, take a shot.
  • Every time Nick Singleton touches the ball, take a sip.
  • If Khalil Dinkins scores, take a shot.
  • If Penn State loses, take a double shot.
  • If Penn State wins, take a double shot – WE ARE BACK.

Have a safe and fun game, folks!

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Tia is a sophmore from Pittsburgh majoring in Public Relations! She's a big fan of sports, icks, and lemonade. To see some of her super cool photos, Instagram: @TK_Media412, to get in touch, email: [email protected].

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