It’s family weekend, folks! What better way to spend it than drinking and exploring campus with your parents? To help you handle the endless questions they’re going to ask, we’re here to provide some liquid wisdom!

• Take a shot if your family is coming to Penn State for the weekend, and give mom a hug!
  • Take a shot if your parents are not.
  • Take a shot if you are the parent!
• If you’re going home this weekend, take a shot!
• If the hotel/Airbnb your parents are staying in is ridiculously expensive, shotgun a beer!
  • If your family is staying in a random man’s basement, take a shot.
• Every time a family member brings up James Franklin, take a sip.
  • If your dad is bald like Franklin, take two sips.
• Every time your family wants to take a group photo, take a shot.
• If your family asks you if you have a significant other, take a shot.
• If you’re going to bars with family, start chugging; it’s going to be a long line!
• If your parents are alumni, take a shot.
  • Take another if they bring up stories about their time on campus.
• Every time you hear someone say ‘MILF’ or ‘DILF,’ take a shot.
  • If it was a freshman saying it, take another shot.
• If you’re stressed about midterms, take a double shot. We’ll get through this together.
• If your parents didn’t come up and you have FOMO, take a shot.
• If you accidentally meet your situationships’ parents, finish the bottle.
• Every time you see people in matching shirts, take a shot.
• Every time you hear someone be disrespectful to their family, take a sip.
• If you brought your dog along, take a shot and give that dog a treat!
• If your social battery is at an all-time low, take a shot.
• If your parents fall in love with the campus, take a shot together.

Have a safe and fun weekend, folks!