Welcome back, folks!

A lot has happened since the last game against Northwestern. We miss Drew Allar, some miss James Franklin, but most of all, we’ve missed having a good excuse to drink all day!

It’s family weekend and an away game, which means no tailgates… but Penn Staters never need a parking lot to keep the drinks flowing!

• It’s a new day with a new coach, take a shot!
• Take another shot to forget about that heartbreaking homecoming weekend.
• If you’re watching from the comfort of your own home, take a sip.
  • If you’re watching at a bar, take a shot.
  • If you’re traveling to Iowa, take a double shot.
• If there are good snacks at your watch party, take a sip.
• Every time someone brings up Drew Allar being injured, take a sip.
• Every time someone brings up James Franklin being fired, take a sip.
• Once Ethan Grunkemeyer gets onto the field, take a shot for him.
  • If he gets sacked in the first quarter, take a shot.
• If you see Terry Smith on the sidelines looking stressed, take a sip.
• If fans are still chanting “Fire Franklin,” take a sip.
• If Kaytron Allen gets a touchdown, shotgun a beer.
• If we are losing at halftime, take a shot.
• If Grunkemeyer looks better than Allar, start drinking some water because that is wild.
• Every time someone tries to guess who the next coach will be, take a sip.
• If you see any Penn State fans on the TV, take a sip.
• If Grunkemeyer passes the ball to Nick Singleton for a touchdown, take a shot.
• If Penn State loses, get used to it.
  • If Penn State wins, finish the bottle.

Have a safe and fun game, folks!