Finally, it’s Halloween, folks! Some costumes people will be wearing are scary… but there are some icks scarier than clown masks.

From the bar lines to the frat parties, the icks are lurking everywhere this weekend. Be safe out there, and don’t ick others.

1. Nurse costumes.
2. The Lorax.
3. Your favorite Halloween movie is “The Nightmare Before Christmas.”
4. Anyone who likes Dots candy.
5. Frat men who don’t plan a costume.
6. Sorority girls dressing like princesses and then acting like villains.
7. Darty’s.
8. Frat haunted houses- the only thing scary about them is their STDs.
9. James Franklin costumes.
10. Not wearing a costume.
11. Disney princess corset costume.
12. Thinking vampire fangs are hot…
13. Couple costumes.
14. Getting with a random person because you like their costume.
15. Not eating candy.
16. Wearing heels to frats…babe, it’s a basement.
17. Dieting just for Halloween.
18. Thinking that a week at the gym will make you look different for Halloween.
19. Dressing as a priest or a nun.
20. Staying in.
21. The person who insists on a photo shoot in every costume. (Me.)
22. Victoria’s Secret angel costume, when you’re not an angel at all.
23. Pledges dressed up all as the same thing.
24. Cop costumes.
25. Mono.
26. Minion costumes.
27. People who start a “We Are” chant in the bar like it’s Beaver Stadium.
28. The crappy frat decor.
29. Dressing like a cat.
30. The lines at the bars.
31. Re-using the banana bar crawl costumes.
32. The fall flavors at the Creamery.
33. When someone’s pupils are bigger than the cover charge at the bars….
34. When your friend disappears for 30 minutes to “talk” to someone.
35. Not watching Penn State Hockey.
36. Not watching Penn State Football.
37. People who are allergic to peanuts.
38. ECON 102 exam on Friday.
39. The on-campus market candy prices.
40. The weather.
41. People who take their costumes too seriously.
42. Labubu costumes.
43. Having your whole butt out.
44. Wearing a bikini and calling it your whole costume.
45. People who keep asking, “What are you supposed to be?”
46. Saying you aren’t going out to “respect” your future significant other.
47. Judging others for their costumes.
48. Calling it ZBTerror.
49. Seeing your RA out in a costume…
50. Going home for Halloween.
51. Freshmen.
52. Top gun costumes.
53. Wearing a jersey, and thinking it’s a costume
54. People who try to make their costume sexy when it absolutely should not be…
55. Pretending to be scared.
56. Tests on Halloween. (These teachers hate us.)
57. Playboy bunny costumes.
58. All Fashion Nova costumes, we know you got them for free.
59. PKT.
60. Random alumni/ parents coming up during this weekend.

No hard feelings! Have a great and safe weekend!