Welcome back, folks! You survived midterms and have officially made it to Halloweekend! You’ve been busy studying, stressing about football, and arguing about group costumes. You deserve a drink, or maybe a couple!

Grab your bottle, it’s time to celebrate Halloween, the Penn State way.

• Good morning! If you have classes on Halloween, take a shot of espresso! You’re going to need it to push through the day.
• Take a shot once all your classes are done.
  • Take an extra shot if you had a test.
• Once you’re in your costume, take another shot. Let’s get the party started!
• If someone’s blasting “Monster Mash,” take a shot — it’s officially Halloween.
• Every time you see someone dressed as a Playboy bunny or the Joker, take a sip. Let’s move on from those overused costumes.
• If you’re rewearing a costume from a past year, take a long sip of your drink. Good job saving money!
• If you wish you were still a student at Penn State for Halloween, take a double shot!
• If you’re home for the weekend with your family, take a sip of water, and start passing out that candy!
• If you’re stuck in line at Doggies and someone says, “Let’s just go somewhere else,” take a shot — you’re not leaving that line!
• If you’re watching Penn State hockey tonight, take a sip of beer. JJ Wiebusch has us covered!
• Once you’re in line for a bar or a frat, take a shot — it’s going to be a long wait.
• If you see someone tumbling and slurring their words before 10 p.m., get them some water and take a sip for yourself.
• If you lose your friends but make new ones in line for the bathroom or for another drink, take a sip with your new friends.
• If you hear “Shots” by LMFAO, you know what to do!
• If you’re in a group costume, and it doesn’t look good because everyone keeps getting separated, take a fireball shot.
  • If your group costume is Alvin and the Chipmunks, take two.
• If someone spills their drink on your costume, take a deep breath and then a BIG sip.
• Start a “We Are” chant, and you earn yourself a High Noon!
• If absolutely anyone has a James Franklin costume on… leave the event or bar.
• If a frat guy shows up in just a jersey and says, “I’m a football player,” finish your drink.
• If you end up eating pizza, take a shot!
• If you wake up the next morning with your costume still half on, drink a shot of water, and you made it!

Have a great weekend, folks, and always remember to drink responsibly.