Brainstorming Campus Celebrities As Penn State Bars

We all know every bar in downtown State College has a vibe. Picking which bar, or even bars, you’ll be spending your night at can be challenging, but to make things easier, we put together a list of Penn State celebrities and the bar they would choose based on their vibes.
Saquon Barkley As Doggies
Only the best for the G.O.A.T. Without a doubt, Saquon Barkley is the best we’ve ever had, and it’s only fitting that he gets to be the face of Doggies. Between the yummy pizza and live bands, Doggies does it all.
Katie Feeney As Primanti Brothers
Known as the “Greek Life” bar on campus, there’s no one better to represent Primanti Brothers than Katie Feeney. With her bubbly sorority-girl personality, she fits the campus stereotype. Not to mention, Feeney’s knowledge of sports only enhances the sports bar vibe at Primanti Brothers.
Shamak Agarwal As Champs
Shamak Agarwal became the face of Champs when they so graciously hosted his 21st Birthday Party. Although he may not be a favorite among Penn State students, you have to respect the hustle. My only question is, how did he make this happen, and how do I get Champs to do this for me?
Megan Million As The Basement
The Basement serves as Penn State’s only “nightclub”, yet the consensus seems to be that you only come here to attend formals and other events you probably don’t want to be at. The Basement radiates the same vibe as when Megan Million approaches you with a camera on your brutal 9 a.m. walk to class. At the very least, I can appreciate their accommodation for bored freshmen during Sylly Week.
James Franklin As The Lions Den
You loved it, and now you hate it. During your freshman and sophomore years, this is the place to be; after that, not so much. Similarly, James Franklin did his best, but now we’ve moved on. It’s like when you turn 21 and never step foot in The Lion’s Den ever again because there are better options out there.
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