It’s almost time, folks, the weekend we’ve all been waiting for. Penn State’s most famous unofficial holiday is right around the corner, and we’re aware there are some things Penn Staters might need a reminder for. State Patty’s is known to be a weekend of chaos and havoc, where nothing can really be predicted.

Whether you’re a rookie in the game or a vet, here is a list of your official dos and don’ts for State Patty’s weekend 2026. Remember, if anything goes wrong, you’ve never heard of us…

DO…

Get Hammered

C’mon, guys, it’s State Patty’s. Everybody absolutely killed it at THON, so the least you can do is drink all day Saturday! Above all, this should be the top of your priority list. Drinking from the time the sun comes up to sunset later that day. We want to see dedicated Penn Staters celebrating being .00001% Irish. No better collab than Penn State x Saint Patrick’s Day.

Blast ‘Rattlin’ Bog’

There are no exceptions to this rule. We want to hear this song at every party, every apartment, and every bar. This is the State Patty’s anthem. When we die, expect us to be listening to “Rattlin’ Bog”. By the end of the day, we expect every Penn Stater to know the lyrics to “Rattlin’ Bog,” and we mean the entire song. Start to finish. Don’t disappoint us.

Wear Green

There shouldn’t need to be an explanation. If you don’t have anything green, congrats, you live in a college town. Travel to College Ave. and explore the various stores until you find the perfect green outfit. Double points if you buy some accessories!

Make A Borg

This one is awesome. A weekend used as an excuse to make a borg. Whether you’re a “Saquon BORGLey” or a “Rattlin’ Borg” kind of person, we want to see an excessive amount of borgs around State College. Make them creative. Maybe even add some edible glitter to spice things up, and remember, nice handwriting on the borg. It’s your friend, not your enemy

Stay Hydrated

There won’t be any clarification here. Interpret this as you may.

Don’t…

Come Into Contact With Feds

Not worth it. We know you want to have fun, but make sure you and the State College Police stay out of each other’s way this weekend. The last thing we need to do is bail you out of jail. Having fun the safe way will always result in better outcomes than the unsafe way.

Drink & Drive

Penn Staters, we know you are smarter than this. It is never worth the risk. Hide your keys if you have to, and remember that Penn State is partnered with Lyft to give students free rides. Use this! If not, an Uber is always an option. We’d like to see you get home safe this weekend.

Conduct Damage To Property

Hands to yourself, please.

Blackout

Yes, get hammered. No, don’t blackout. We do not want to see any alcohol poisoning this weekend. Be responsible when drinking and know your boundaries. It is okay to stop for a little while and keep some water with you. Bread and water, folks! If you’re unsure, remember this: Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.

Text Them

You being drunk isn’t an excuse. Don’t text them. We know you want to, but stay strong. You will wake up with even worse “hangxiety” than you thought if you text them. We’re looking for a smooth State Patty’s weekend.

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Stay safe and responsible out there this weekend, folks! Remember, Onward State doesn’t support any illegal or underage activity. Happy State Patty’s!