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Fall 2026 Penn State Sylly Week Drinking Game

Welcome back, folks!

The best time of the year has arrived. Fall. Leaves changing. College football. NFL. Oh yeah… and we are back on campus drinking together.

In case you need another reason to drink on this lovely week of fun, here’s the official Onward State Sylly Week drinking game:

  • Take a shot if this is your first Sylly Week.
  • Take a shot if you skipped a class on Monday. Come on, guys… It’s the first day.
  • Take a sip of your beer for every new friend you’ve made.
  • Take a swing of your beer for every stranger you’ve talked to in your classes.
  • Finish your beer every time you hear someone mention James Franklin (fraud).
  • Take a shot if you’re on more than a four-day bender already. Great work, folks.
  • Finish a drink if you have no class on Friday. Almost there.
  • Take a shot if you don’t know what your plans are tonight.
  • Take a shot every time you see an athlete actually attend a class.
  • Take a sip if the gym is full (it’s always full; better start chugging.)
  • Take a shot if you saw Clavicular last night.
  • Finish your drink if you already have homework.
  • Take a shot just because it’s Sylly Week.
  • If you moved in on Sunday, take four shots. You’ve got catching up to do!
  • Take a sip every time you see someone without a text get turned down at a frat.

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Collin Ward

Collin is a fourth-year majoring in digital/print journalism. He lives in Basking Ridge, New Jersey and enjoys TAYLOR HAM, egg, and cheese. As a New York Giants and Chelsea FC fan you can normally find him yelling at his TV screen on the weekends. Please follow him on X(formerly Twitter) @wardcollinz for Penn State football stuff. You can email him at [email protected].

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