So you go to Canyon one night with your friends and get a pizza to go. One problem now. No plates. What’s a drunk frat boy to do? Well, if pizzaria owners invest in this new GreenBox, by Eco Incorporated, it’ll be “problem solved”. The box holds the pizza, keeping it hot, but the top […]
Recently, there has been a lot of controversy and back and forth over Wallypalooza. Most of the complaints have dealt with the lineup, namely the infamous Asher Roth. However, there is another element that has people ticked off, and even asking for UPUA President Gavin Keirans’ resignation. You see, Keirans is the roommate of the […]
In light of all this swine flu business, Mexico has not been getting the best of breaks. Sure, they were the country that the virus originated in. Sure, they traffic drugs like it’s their job. Sure, they made us make Texas a state, or something like that. But I’m not giving up on them, and […]
The dream has become a reality.
Over the course of your career at Penn State, you may end up inventing something. Crazy, I know, especially for you English majors. Wouldn’t you like to know to what extent you own the patents on the inventions you created? Of course you would. Here you go: Undergraduate students, professional students (such as law and […]
Those of you hoping to go to the Creamery to cool off from the heat might get more than you bargained for. According to Twitter chatter from @StefanC, Rush is currently at the Creamery. At the moment, Onward State does not have any real proof of this, but some of you guys should head up […]