Nothing was safe last night when stand-up comic/angry old jewish bastard, Lewis Black, took to the stage at the Eisenhower auditorium. The veteran to the comedy game went after Mark Zuckerberg, the GOP candidates and even the newest social media activism icon, Treyvon Martin. Read more about Black's controversial stand-up act after the jump.
Last month state authorities raided Grasshopper Gift Shop, Jamaica Junction, and Dragon Chasers Emporium in search of the newly illegal speed, bath salts. But store employees and legal representatives for stores are denying their participation in the synthetic meth market. Learn more about the legal mix-up after the jump.
Rising star in the Penn State rap scene, Chewi, will be performing at the downtown Urban Outfitters at 8pm tonight as part of the hipster chain's "Spring Break It, Don't Fake It" extravaganza. Starting at 4 p.m., sales merch will be marked down 29% and regular merch by 10% with valid student ID. Learn more about how to go into spring break in style after the jump.
After weeks of anticipation, Movin' On announced most of its line-up for this spring's music festival on Wednesday in the HUB-Robeson Center. There will be a fifth headliner as well at least one local band which will be chosen after the Battle of the Bands which is slated for March 31st. Here are some Onward State staff members opinion on the choices for the line-up thus far.
Sleep deprivation isn't uncommon for college students, but 46 straight hours of dancing and singing is even more hardcore than any finals week cram session. The body begins to beg for a warm bed. Muscles ache. Temples throb. The effects of denying the body any rest begin to settle in. That's when many reach for the can of high grade caffeine and 8000% of daily Vitamin B intake. But not for the spirited THONer! Check out all the ways the FTK crusaders are beating the sleep after the jump.
Besides florescent snapbacks and pinnies dawning witty THON puns, the Bryce Jordan Center is full of outlandish attire. The craziness of THON weekend translates into the crazy accessories and costumes in this #THON12 edition of Natty Nittany. Check out the ridiculousness that made the cut after the jump.