How would slobbering, blacked out frat bros respond to a man repeller outfit? Would the contrast from all the other practically naked chicks entice them or would they just think I was there by mistake? I mean. can you imagine if I showed up somewhere in shoulder pads or boyfriend jeans? Not only would I go home alone, but probably in a straight jacket as well. I decided to give it a try last Thursday night (aka Thirsty Thurs of Sylly Week), and here's what happened.
I grew up on J.Mike's subs--mostly because it took me about 3 minutes to walk there, but also because they're really freaking good. We all know what food snobs Jersey people can be, but I can assure you that J.Mike's will not disappoint here at Penn State. Here's why you should be excited about their Grand Opening tomorrow:
Welp, here I am. I'm Redifer basement, at 2 a.m., with only 10 days in between me and winter break. I have two exams this week, (including one tomorrow, er, today) and four finals next week. Luckily, I was smart enough to decide to go through a week-long bender last week for my last hurrah, but that's besides the point. Time to hit the books...
When the College of Communications scheduled Former Assistant Secretary of State for Public Affairs, P.J. Crowley, to speak at the Ben Bronstein Lecture in ethics and public relations, they certainly couldn't have expected it to fall at a more appropriate time.
This year, Delta Gamma (DG), Alpha Sigma Phi (Alpha Sig) and Beta Theta Pi (Beta) won overall for the second year in a row, with their performance of "Hairspray."
Penn State is quite the place on Halloween. We're rowdy any day of the week, and holidays certainly aren't the exception. Not that we need an excuse to binge drink, ever, but Halloween is at least a somewhat valid one. Even if raging your face off isn't what you had in mind, here are some options that can be enjoyed sober.