Big news regarding Penn State players at the NFL Combine in Indianapolis won’t come until Saturday at the earliest, but that just gives you more time to brush up on the basics. ESPN’s Page 2 has posted an example Wonderlic Test, the exam players take every year as an assessment of their intelligence. The version […]
For those of you who are desperate for football (be it college or pro) news, today is a minor holiday. That’s because today, eight Nittany Lions have arrived at the 2009 NFL Combine in Indianapolis. [Penn State tackle Gerald] Cadogan will be joined by teammates Lydell Sargeant, A.Q. Shipley, Aaron Maybin, Derrick Williams, Maurice Evans, […]
Listen, you may have gotten the sweet talk from Eli and Davis, but we’re beyond that at this point. If Onward State is going to win U.S. News And World Report’s Best Alternative Media Outlet, we need your help. At this time, we’re in 4th place with just 9 percent of the vote. It’s time […]
What: No Refund Theatre is presenting a live-action staging of Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s “South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut” the musical based on the popular Comedy Central series. The boys find themselves in the middle of an escalating conflict between censorship advocates, Canada, and Satan (with his lover Saddam Hussein). Where: 111 Forum […]
Friday brought the regrettable revelation that DRM-based music service Ruckus, Penn State’s replacement for the once-free Napster, had shut down. If Ruckus’ inferiority didn’t have you downloading music illegally already, it’s sudden death might. So, in the interest of a lawsuit-free Penn State, a few of us at Onward State decided to explore the legal […]
If any of you readers are like me, you hated Ruckus for its obnoxious advertising, inconsistent availability of certain music, and the fact that no matter what, the program would not minimize. But you used it anyway, because you were too snobby/paranoid/technologically incompetent to illegally pirate music. Guess what – now we don’t even have […]