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Noel Purcell

Noel Purcell is Onward State's Features Editor. He's a senior Supply Chain major, but is going to law school at some point in the future and masquerades as a writer for now. He continues to disappoint his ancestors by being a complete Irish stereotype. His email is [email protected] because there were no other Noels before him. His ex-wife got the good half of his bio in the divorce settlement.

Mental Health & Wellness Week Begins Today

With panels, speaking engagements, film showings, and even raffles, Mental Health and Wellness Week is filled with events.

Top-Seeded Women’s Soccer Upset in Big Ten Tournament

A bad turnover in the box and a brick wall in the opposing goal led to a massive upset, as the Nittany Lions were knocked out of the Big Ten Tournament in the first round.

10 (More) Things Downtown State College Needs

Everyone loves downtown State College, but there are plenty of stores, services, and restaurants it could use. Here's our list of ten, and maybe we'll see them one day.

For Women’s Soccer, the Road to a National Title First Goes Through West Lafayette

It was two years ago that Penn State women's soccer lost 3-1 to North Carolina in the National Championship game. It's obvious that their only goal has been to get back there ever since.

No. 6 Women’s Soccer Cleans Up 2014 Big Ten Awards

On the road to a National Championship, the Nittany Lions were honored for their incredible performances in the coach's box and on the pitch.

The 20 Worst (Or Best?) Penn State Pickup Lines

If you're like me, you have absolutely no game. I'm talking a complete inability to say anything clever, funny, or sexy to anyone, regardless of sobriety level. Realizing my shortcomings, the Onward State staff decided to help out and compile a list of Penn State-themed pickup lines. We'll provide a list here for your viewing pleasure, and hope you utilize them to the best of your abilities.

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